Saturday, March 29, 2008

grammar just cried

Metrosexual guy: If I was some fish...
Girl, not looking up from her bus schedule: Grammar just cried.
Metrosexual guy: I don't follow you.
Girl: Good, because if you did, I would have to have you arrested.
Metrosexual guy: I am so confused.
Girl: Do the words 'you are an idiot' confuse you?
Metrosexual guy: I hate you.

--28th & 5th
from oiny
It's strange to have become the person that finds grammar and math insults funny.

2 comments:

Menchuvian Candidate said...

I was going to assume you had seen this:

http://www.jeffdeck.com/teal/

but why take chances?

WHO I AM, MORE OR LESS said...

oh-my-god, no. i had not seen the typo trail.
fucking delightful. i'm still on the east coast and enjoying every minute...