Oh, dear, oh dear. My lovely friend Joe just sent this link to me and...well, I may have wet myself: Addictionary.org
Two of my immediate favorites:
indignorant (adjective)Joseph, dear, you've made my day.
Reinforcing an insensible or misinformed position with an overly aggressive or belligerant attitude.The easiest-to-find examples of indignorance are reader comments on any news story. You won't make it past the first page without finding a card-carrrying indignoramus. I tried to find a good example to link to, I swear, but I started to go blind.mamarazzi (noun)
one of those mothers that feels the need to tell everyone every last embarassing story about their kid(s).
[Please don't show this to Buford and
Another beautiful mamarazzi example from BabySteps:
Peanut walks up to Pop yesterday holding a little ponytail holder.(Sorry, Nicki, but Peanut's totally backing me up on this.)
"Fix mullet," she says, handing the elastic to Pop.
Maybe it's really time to cut it.