In the long list of suspect business names out there, my personal favorite here in Houston is restaurant named Crapittos. It doesn't matter that it's family name, really. It's just not a good choice, especially for an eatery: Crap Eat Toes.
Today I found a flyer in my mailbox for a local handyman. The company name was Arreola's Construction.
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Yes, I made them a nipple/breast emoticon. The extra r in the word just makes me think about a Spanish nipple...which is an odd thing because nipples so rarely speak.Anyway, I like weird company names but I prefer when they are consciously tongue-in-cheek. With tag lines and the like:
- Arreola's: Specializing in Massage Parlor Construction.
- Let Arreola's build your Lingerie Shop
- Arreola's Construction; Your first stop for Nursing Mother Boutiques
3 comments:
( o )( o ) <-- Logo perhaps?
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What! Nipples don't speak to you?
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