In the long list of suspect business names out there, my personal favorite here in Houston is restaurant named Crapittos. It doesn't matter that it's family name, really. It's just not a good choice, especially for an eatery: Crap Eat Toes.
Today I found a flyer in my mailbox for a local handyman. The company name was Arreola's Construction.
Anyway, I like weird company names but I prefer when they are consciously tongue-in-cheek. With tag lines and the like:
- Arreola's: Specializing in Massage Parlor Construction.
- Let Arreola's build your Lingerie Shop
- Arreola's Construction; Your first stop for Nursing Mother Boutiques