Thursday, February 14, 2008

my used gift to you

Some snarkery for your nothing-about-valentine's-day pleasure:

Conductor: No train Hokey Pokey! Either you're in or you're out!
--7 train, Grand Central
Mom to seven-year-old crossing street: Be careful, dear. You don't want to get run over or we can't have sushi.
--78th & Amsterdam
Father to son running towards intersection: Remember! A foot in the street means a foot in your ass!
--57th & 4th, Bay Ridge, Brooklyn
Mother to small daughter outside St. Patrick's: Stop crying -- I know it looks more like a haunted house than a church.
--St. Patrick's Cathedral, 5th Ave
Ahh, isn't that better than finding change on the streets?

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