It's either all or nothing with me. That's just the way I roll, my peeps. [Don't I sound like a middle-aged beige woman trying out her hipster-speak? I kill myself.]
A picture of my happy place* for the day:
Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus that is too goddamned funny.
Okay, I've met my New Year's Blasphemy Quota and I'm really ready for 2008 now.
*Hey! I saw some of you screw-up your faces in fear and (don't deny it, shitheads) disgust. Did you actually think I was going to flash a pic of MY "happy place"? Pearls before swine. I'd never do that...unless, of course, I had this on my [oops. not work safe-->] happy
4 comments:
i liked your haiku
I'm gonna stand right next to you, cuz you make me look all demure and dainty and shit.
What a great way to start the day. Loved your post, loved the cartoon, loved the quote, loved your profile, and loved your comment on my blog. Thanks for kicking off my weekend with a big fat bang. You Rock.
BTW I like to imagine my Jesus in one of those tuxedo t-shirts shirts... (God I loved that movie.)
i am averse to anything smacking of public gushing but since this is the medium, i'll make it short. i read your blog (found through the mysterious link-jumping labyrinth some time ago) and enjoy your consistently good writing.
i doggedly hold on to the idea that i write for 12 friends who humor me. that said, i am tickled that you are reading and laughing at my musings.
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