Thursday, May 06, 2010

may

Walked past one of our security guards a few minutes ago and said hello. She responded, "It's National Prayer Day. Don't forget to pray!"

If I were really as mean as I'd like people to think, I'd have told her, "And May is National Masturbation Month. Don't forget to masturbate!"

2 comments:

StevensVox said...

Is that why we call it a May Pole?

Epiphenita said...

That's why you guys might call it a Maypole!