Thursday, May 06, 2010


Walked past one of our security guards a few minutes ago and said hello. She responded, "It's National Prayer Day. Don't forget to pray!"

If I were really as mean as I'd like people to think, I'd have told her, "And May is National Masturbation Month. Don't forget to masturbate!"


StevensVox said...

Is that why we call it a May Pole?

Epiphenita said...

That's why you guys might call it a Maypole!