Did you know there was a World Rock-Paper-Scissors Society? With competitions? In which people devise strategies to win?
What could be more lame than this? Let's see. Button-Sewing Olympics? A Light-Bulb-Changing Race? The Keyboard-Cleaning Relay?
I'm concerned. Are any of you out there in RPS training? Are you flexing your digits right now and peering into your opponent's eyes for hints of paper?
Saturday, December 01, 2007
really pathetic stuff
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I'm too busy practicing for the US Air Guitar Championships to put in the time necessary to become a great Rock, Paper, Scissor opponent.
Wow. That's righteous.
Actually, RPS is considered inferior to Rochambeau, European Rules RPS. A much more civilized, pure form of the game.
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oh sweet baby jesus, we are still talking about rocks beat scissors beat paper. rochambeau, my derrière.
there are "galleries" selling Giclée prints at foolish prices but ink jet printing is ink jet printing even when sporting a french name.
Fuckin' wow.
I never was too good at RPS.
But my keyboard is sparkling!
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